Biography:
Lena Ramon is the best. I worked with her a couple of months ago, and had a great time. I think I may have asked her out on a date in the bathroom one time. Or maybe I was going to ask her out on a date. Then she started talking about her boyfriend Vigo, and all their pet insects, and I decided to hold my tongue. I saw her perform in an orgy for Lizzy BordenÒs ÓCannibalism: The Last Supper,Ô and was quite blown away with her anal prowess. In fact, I jotted down the following in my porno notebook:
ÓJesus fucking Christ! Lena Ramon is fucking hot. I would animalize her. I would animalize her body and mind. I would tear her apart until all that remained were the profoundly basic and ancient need to fuck--more urgent than food, drink and breath.Ô
I was very excited to work with her for Ó1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Pt. 2,Ô which is now available, by the way. She was lots of fun, and sucked a mean cock. Who knows whether or not sheÒs still with Vigo. If not, maybe sheÒll read this and give me a call. IÒd like to go out with her and eat lots of Irish stew and drink lots of Guinness. Then weÒd go home, and IÒd make her wear leg warmers while I fucked her in the ass. DonÒt ask me why. I just like the image of Lena Ramon in leg warmers. itÒs particularly sick.
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